It’s Party Time!

The “Fruitloop” Granny Wrangler has tagged me, and it looks like I have to organise a dinner party for myself and 9 lucky guests.

So I give to you the list of my distinguished friends I shall invite:

  1. Mini Me: Not an actual mini me, mini me from austin powers, the one who humps the “lazer”. He looks quite a cool bloke.
  2. Michael Scofield: I’m just intrigued to find out if it hurt when he got all them tattoos done.
  3. Neve Campbell: She was super hot back in the days of “Party of Five”
  4. Paris Hilton: What’s a party without Paris. And her Dad could foot the bill.
  5. Britney Spears: She tags along everywhere with Paris these days, but she is pretty hot, so I wouldn’t bounce her.
  6. Robbie Williams: Robbie would be in charge of the entertainment after the meal. He just better bring his pack of Uno cards.
  7. George “Boyjtie” Forrester: George is my 3 year old Golden Retriever. I thought if I bring him along, that’s if he is avaliable that night, he would lighten the mood a bit. He has two great party tricks, a killer fart that always sparks off some great conversation, and a well executed judo flip (a must see).
  8. Jane Seymour: I had a huge crush on her in “Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman”.
  9. Johnny Knoxvile: He could help out George with party tricks.

The waiters I shall request:

  • The Jobloggers: They can compare tattoos with Scofield.
  • The Chumpstylers: They are actually paying me to waiter at my party. They mentioned something about a potential revenue stream from a spy camera in the ladies toilets?

12 thoughts on “It’s Party Time!”

  1. Peter:
    Britney looks ok in her latest photos, although I suppose the angle the photos were taken at don’t show much above her waist.

    You’ll have to fight for that job with Wezzo!

    I knew I wasn’t alone!

  2. So his real name is Wentworth Miller is it? Click. I was like… who is this bloke Fruitloop wants to sit on?

    We obviously want him at our parties for different reasons though πŸ™‚

  3. Dari Dawg:
    You can wear your chumpstyle t-shirts if you want. I’m not big into naked guys in aprons. You could try convince Neve, Paris, Britney, and especially Jane to do the apron and bowtie outfits though. I’m down with that.

    Don’t try play cool Damien, I know you must have had some fantasy involving Jane Seymour before πŸ™‚

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