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Super fast internet

Posted on 12. Mar, 2008 in Funnies

Totally unrelated to anything, but a good laugh nonetheless.

I think this telesales company should be targeting South African clients rather. They will definitely be far more wowed by the 6 times fasterings.

Best airport announcement ever

Posted on 24. Oct, 2007 in Funnies

This little podcast made my morning. Of course you should really be a supporter of the Springboks to really enjoy this humour.

Give the ball to Bryan Habana

Posted on 19. Oct, 2007 in Funnies

Bryan Habana How catchy is this song

It’s stuck in my head. I’m going insane. I can’t get it out.

Please Bokke win the game, otherwise I’m surrounded by a few million bragging Poms for the next few months. I’m going to have to get the first plane out of here.

Photo from: BBC.co.uk

Schalk Burger is so tough that…

Posted on 18. Sep, 2007 in Funnies

Schalk Burger

When Schalk Burger does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up; he’s pushing the Earth down.
When Schalk Burger goes swimming he doesn’t get wet, the water gets Schalk Burgered.
When the Tokoloshe goes to sleep every night, he checks under his bed for Schalk Burger.
Schalk Burger counted to infinity – twice.
Schalk Burger invented every colour. Except pink. Percy Montgomery invented pink.

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