The “Fruitloop” Granny Wrangler has tagged me, and it looks like I have to organise a dinner party for myself and 9 lucky guests.

So I give to you the list of my distinguished friends I shall invite:

  1. Mini Me: Not an actual mini me, mini me from austin powers, the one who humps the “lazer”. He looks quite a cool bloke.
  2. Michael Scofield: I’m just intrigued to find out if it hurt when he got all them tattoos done.
  3. Neve Campbell: She was super hot back in the days of “Party of Five”
  4. Paris Hilton: What’s a party without Paris. And her Dad could foot the bill.
  5. Britney Spears: She tags along everywhere with Paris these days, but she is pretty hot, so I wouldn’t bounce her.
  6. Robbie Williams: Robbie would be in charge of the entertainment after the meal. He just better bring his pack of Uno cards.
  7. George “Boyjtie” Forrester: George is my 3 year old Golden Retriever. I thought if I bring him along, that’s if he is avaliable that night, he would lighten the mood a bit. He has two great party tricks, a killer fart that always sparks off some great conversation, and a well executed judo flip (a must see).
  8. Jane Seymour: I had a huge crush on her in “Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman”.
  9. Johnny Knoxvile: He could help out George with party tricks.

The waiters I shall request:

  • The Jobloggers: They can compare tattoos with Scofield.
  • The Chumpstylers: They are actually paying me to waiter at my party. They mentioned something about a potential revenue stream from a spy camera in the ladies toilets?